Now the father of gran turismo has come out, with a very storng accent, oh, wait its japanese. he has a translator who looks like he needs the toilet, KEEP EYE CONTACT WITH THE CROWD MATE!!! he’s babbling on about how great gran turismo is, he also announces gran turismo on psp, which could be nice 
still babbling. still babbling, NOBODY CARES HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK THE GAME IS!!!
babbliing, babbling, still talking crud, come on please. if anyones interested, he’s abbling about the features of the game, which are identical to those of all previous gran turismos. babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling, right ti’m off to the loo.
back now, still babbling right. i’ll tell you when something interesting happens.
thank god, he’s done, here are some screen shots: in fact, quite a few, there were no actual solid shots, all the game play was on the psp which was dancing around to the wierd ass techno music.
apparently it’s come out on the first of october, so a psp go launch game then, it will also be on umd, so don’t worry, or do. as you’ll only be able to play it for two hours before you’re out of battery, providing you had battery in the first place.
The legend hideo Kojima himslef comes out to unveil MGS for psp go, also a launch title.
no stupid card based strategy, he claims it to be a complete game, a full sequel to MGS4.
it’s called MGS peace walker. heres a shot of him leaving stage 
and heres some trailor screen shots:
now i don’tunderstand this, but there appear to be snake clones, hmmmm, make of that what you will.
a very funny tribute to cardboard boxes though at the end.
thanks to mr kaz, who’s now substituted for jack again
resident evil is coming to psp next year, in a game specific for psp.
coming this summer for psp:
- LBP
- Socom fireteam bravo 3
- monster hunter freedom unite
- motorstorm arctic edge
- hannah montana (fanboy whoops- why?)
- harry potter
- Soul Calibur
- tiger woods
- pixel junk monsters
- fat princess
- rock band
jack now talks about psn, with 475 million pieces of content downloaded. there are over one hundred games on the ps store, and moren than ninety are exclusive:
he says that 50 plus original ps1 games are going to be launched, starting today with final fanatsy VII (fanboys whoop- including me)!!! yes thats right, my fave game of all time is coming to ps3!!! WHOOP WHOOP!! can’t play it, coz my machines ka-put, but still can’t wait 
he then goes on to talk about home, making some rather rash claims :S but there we are
now they’re running a video to tempt us back to home. still not convinced. although it has changed massively.
take a look at this, note it says share- share what? music? photos? videos?? all broken promises, and LIES.
jack proceeded to run a video showcasing all that is good on playstation, including uncharted 2, infamous, madden(?), final fantasy XIII etc.
jack then unveils the exclusive title “agent” for ps3. no screen shots or video though… hmmm..
now he’s talking about assasins creed 2. he introduces lead developer metal bierdy bloke,
who states that he said to his team “diversity, give players more options in all aspects of the game.” it’s now set in the italian renessance. you play as Etzio- or something like that. as always, you’re on a quest for venegance, but you’re a noble, so think of it as an italian robin hood.. ugh.. you get help from your friends, interestingly, leonardo da vinci being one of them, you use him as a personal inventor,
the game assasins creed bloodlines is the name of the psp title, by connecting it to the ps3 game, you get more goodies yum. and there we are, demo over, awesome stuff though, looking good.
now some final fantasy XIII footage, actually in english, the black guy is suitably black and lead character suitably blonde
The action is suitably fast paced and mental… shame 360 owners got it too, but there fortune is about to change. read on.
those fo you wanting a release date will be dissapointed, but it does promise to come out next year.
Jack goes on to announce Final Fantasy XIV thats right, final fantasy 14, coming exclusively to ps3. SCORE!
now it looks nice and everything, and jack didn’t tell us much about it, so i was excited but not overly. that, was, until this came up at the end:
THATS RIGHT!!!! FINAL FANTASY XIV WILL BE ONLINE!!!!!! AND EXCLUSIVE TO PS3 (at launch anyways)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!
